26. Pretty lame. Very clumsy.

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Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by…

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ik this isn’t my place but it’s uncomfortable how people who aren’t asian are justifying their support for the asian community right now because they like… east asian entertainment 🤨 why can’t y'all…… just protect asians without the ultimatum

well since this has a lot of notes, and i really don’t want to speak over anyone, i would like to add some resources for you all to share that’ll provide better information than i can:

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I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

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“The Outbursts of Everett True...

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

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I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

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He also jabs racists in the eye!

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

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Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

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He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

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Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

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He said fuck the police!

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He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

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He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

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He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

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You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

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And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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I have a new role model

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“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

You know, Everett True is in the public domain, at least up to Jan 1st 1925, just saying.

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you're against sugar but you do drugs... girl.

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I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

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