Curiouser and Curiouser

Unexpected turn of today #1

today was so fucking weird.
for real.
it started really, really nice. class was fine. I took an exam and I think I did really well on it. yay.
then I’m just sitting on a bench trying to write a to-do list for the afternoon, when three guys on the sidewalk behind me start flipping tits at something. long story short: now I have a pet leopard gecko, orange colored sky style.
so.. time to do some research on those… I haven’t thought of a name yet. I’m still stuck on the very high chance that somebody just abandoned it outside.. :(
so my friend drove me to town to get crickets, and when we got back I couldn’t find my university ID, so now I can’t get into my dorm halls (or the dorm at all, at night) or get food without someone’s help. -.-
then I went to walmart to get as much cheap lipstick as I could, tried to get cash back to give aforementioned friend gas money, but they only do increments of 20, left, got back, realized I’d been charged full price for a lipstick that was $2 on clearance. even so, the clearance section was bomb tits and I saved about a billion dollars.
last but not least, my logical plan for a nice time has been rebuffed.

so all in all, today had okay bits, but right now I am confused and feel very lonely and have a gecko, and that all makes me more confused because why do I have a gecko.

thaibrator:

gay people like rupaul’s drag race because it’s like sports for straight people. we know the stats, the players’ history, and we can talk about it for hours and you can like go to bars and watch and cheer on your faves like yas my favorite sport is drag racing yas

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(via noah-narcotics)

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.