Curiouser and Curiouser

niggaimdeadass:

thechanelmuse:

Congratulations to Uzo Aduba and Joe Porton for scoring their first Emmy!

Uzo Aduba who plays Suzanne ‘Crazy Eyes’ Warren on Orange Is The New Black won a Creative Arts Emmy for her Outstanding Guest Actress. 

Joe Morton who plays Rowan Pope on Scandal won a Creative Arts Emmy for her Outstanding Guest Actor. 

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! MY BABY UZO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Everything I write will from here in out be a billion times cooler.

Everything I write will from here in out be a billion times cooler.

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle, via jeffgoldblumpkin)

putthison:

"When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that."
- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  

putthison:

"When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that."

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  

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twokittiess:

pishtacos:

fairietype:

babyofcry:

Fluffy Whipped Soap is creamy, luxurious, and a treat for your skin. A little goes a long way. You only need a little bit and lather away. Can use as a shaving cream and will leave a soft moisturizing feel to your skin. 

i wanna try this so much uwah

i have the monkey farts! i also bought a perfume from this seller. would definitely recommend. Very well made products.

I have it in Cotton Candy and it’s excellent! A little goes a looooooooong way and the smell is amazing.

barbieprivilege

I want soap that smells like sex in the shower…

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τέτλαθι δή, κραδίη: καὶ κύντερον ἄλλο ποτ᾽ ἔτλης.

Homer, Odyssey 20:18


"Take courage, my heart: you have been through worse than this."

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lepidoptera-and-insulin:

jigaix:

"How to confuse the fuck out of your new roommates or people in general and make your friends walk right by you in the streets"

Brought to you by yours truly.

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How. 

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